My contribution to this thread.

It was a Saturday a year before they imploded the Sands and i was on a
solitary gambling junket and I decided to stop mid day and have a free drink
at the bar. After a few minutes a younger looking lady approached me and
started chatting. Well soon she stated, "she was a "working girl and did I
need company." I declined the offer and she went on to state she needed
$300.00 to pay her current rent. I told her I thought that was a lousy sales
technique telling me her needs instead of trying to meet mine and get a
sale. So she continued to chat and soon she said, "what do you do to
satisfy your urges?" without a hesitation or a blink of my eye I said, " I
GAMBLE" With that she knew she wouldn't get a sale and she was gone.

Now have we primed the pump for some juicier stories?